You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...
A Muslim officer crying "Allah
Akbar" while shooting up an army base is considered to have committed "Workplace Violence" while an American citizen boasting a Ron
Paul bumper sticker is classified as a "Domestic Terrorist".
You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...
You can get arrested for expired tags on your car but not for being in the country
illegally.
You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...
Your government believes that the
best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more of
our money.
You know you live in an
Upside-down
Land if...
You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...
The Supreme Court of the United
States can rule that lower courts cannot
display the 10 Commandments in their courtroom, while sitting in front of a
display of the 10 Commandments.
You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...
Children are forcibly removed from
parents who appropriately discipline them while children of "underprivileged"
drug addicts are left to rot in filth infested cesspools.
You know you live in an
Upside-down
Land if...
You know you live in an
Upside-down
Land if...
Hard work and success are rewarded
with higher taxes and government intrusion, while slothful, lazy behavior is
rewarded with EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid and subsidized housing.
You know you live in an
Upside-down
Land if...
The government's plan for getting
people back to work is to provide 99 weeks of unemployment checks (to not work).
You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...
Being self-sufficient is considered
a threat to the government.
You know you live in an
Upside-down
Land if...
Politicians think that stripping
away the amendments to the constitution is really protecting the rights of the
people.
You know you live in an
Upside-down
Land if...
The rights of the Government come
before the rights of the individual.
You know you live in an
Upside-down
Land if...
Parents believe the State is
responsible for providing for their children.
You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...
You can write a post like this just
by reading the news headlines.
You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...
You pay your mortgage faithfully,
denying yourself the newest big screen TV while your neighbor defaults on his
mortgage (while buying iphones, TV's and new cars) and the government forgives
his debt and reduces his mortgage (with your tax dollars).
You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...
Your government can add anything
they want to your kid's water (fluoride, chlorine, etc.) but you are not allowed
to give them raw milk.
You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...
Being stripped of the ability to
defend yourself makes you "safe".
You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...
You have to have your parent’s
signature to go on a school field trip but not to get an abortion.
You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...
You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...
You win a million dollars in the
lottery and you can still get your food stamps and assistance because you don’t
work—think about that one...
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