Today I swung my front door
wide open and placed my Remington 870 shotgun right in the doorway
and placed 6 shells right beside it, then left it alone and went about my
business.
While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign right in front of our house.
After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there, right where I had left it. It hadn't moved itself outside.
While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign right in front of our house.
After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there, right where I had left it. It hadn't moved itself outside.
It certainly hadn't killed
anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do so.
In fact, it hadn't even
loaded itself.
Well you can imagine my
surprise, with all the liberal hype about how dangerous guns are and how they
kill people.
Either the media is wrong,
and it's the MISUSE of guns by PEOPLE that kills people, or I'm in possession
of the laziest gun in the world.
Well I'm off to check on my
spoons. I hear they're making people fat.
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